secular-space-witch:

breadbench:

me whispering to my cat and pointing at a bug in my room: eat it

also me lifting my cat up toward the ceiling so he can reach a bug: get it

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regalasfuck:

Margaret i dnt think they’re open on sundays

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the-black-backed-gull:

asthebelltolls:

huffylemon:

One time, I had a dream that I was making peanut butter chocolate chip cookies, and most of them were the regular measurements in cups and stuff. But at the end of the recipe, instead of saying “2.5 cups of chocolate chips” it said “627 chocolate chips.”

So when I woke up, I made some peanut butter chocolate chip cookies. And instead of measuring out chocolate chips, I counted them (and suffered a lot of odd looks from my family for it).

Well, it turns out that 627 chocolate chips is the amount that the recipe called for (2.5 cups). Not only that, but 627 was the exact amount of chocolate chips that we had left in the house.

Forbidden knowledge was granted you that night

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theultravioletcatastrophe:

seraphimalune:

cummy-bratbunny:

ginge-r:

mother. friggin’. space. man.
x

Every time I see this post my mind is blown like bitch there are other galaxies out there and there’s probably life in them too

How naive to think we’re alone, and how small we are.

This post is basically just a mild version of the Total Perspective Vortex.

nythroughthelens:

Winter night, East Village, New York City ✨
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#newyork_world #newyork_ig #newyork_bestshots #winterphotography #snowtime #nycsnow #newyorkinthesnow (at New York, New York)
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dumdolly:

I’m sad & i want material items so i can be cured for 5 minutes 

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blossoming-thunder:

Christmas Chi! 🙆

rooksandravens:

The Dungeon Master: Concentration Spell

Me, A Wizard: Focus Pocus

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krinkshame:

*posts any picture*

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